I am hardline man having the two gonad

I found this on a blog I read. I hope I'm not sounding like LGF, but I can't help but be amused by the incoherent ramblings of crazed Islamic types.

xxxxmullah cimoc say each ameriki having two gonad so jealous of mujahid fighters in Baquoba.

usa army say of them mujahid: a 'hardline group of fighters who have no intention of leaving.'

These hardline man all having the two gonad.

Ameriki having the two gonad him understand. But so many ameriki now the feminzied like woman not having even one gonad.

USA media make all ameriki man accepting the woman to rule over him. The war reportr him the woman. the power person in tv show him the woman. this to make ameriki man the obedient.

Now ameirki society becoming so the sick. Is the punish for cruel and torture in iraq?

Google: mighty wurlitzer +cia learn how ameriki media so control now. all for serve masters in tel aviv.

also: ameriki woman now so slut with LBT (low back tattoo) and the so skinny and cannot having the child, just loving dog and cat.

Budd Dwyer's Tea Party

"What a beautiful day!" cried Budd Dwyer to his most special friend, Mr. Fluffykins the Bunny, as they strolled through the enchanted meadow of Blooming Valley, amidst flowers representing every color of the rainbow, and birds singing the most delightful melodies he had ever heard. He thought to himself, Had I known I would end up here, I would surely have done it earlier!

"Indeed it is! And look what our friends have done for us!" replied the rabbit, gesturing with his white, furry paw towards a checkerboard-draped table in the middle of the meadow. There, Chester Chipmunk, Simon Squirrel, and Polly Possum were seated around an enormous teapot and plates piled high with delicious cookies and sweets.

Budd gasped with delight. "Oh, how wonderful! I am truly blessed to have friends such as you!"

"Oh, it's nothing," said Polly with a chuckle. "It's the least we can do to repay you for coming here." Chester, Simon and Fluffykins all giggled happily. "The king is very pleased," she continued, a strange flicker forming and passing through her eyes. "Our beautiful realm will prosper even more thanks to your aid. Now, shall you start with the tea, or shall I?"

"Me first!" exclaimed Budd, as he lifted the teapot and began to pour a cup for himself. He grimaced, and hastily set the pot back on the table. "Ouch! This tea is far too hot, my friends! I'd better wait."

"Or as I once said... Stay away - this thing will hurt someone!"

Everyone laughed.