If South Park had existed in the 1960s

Originally posted by Appman on the SA Forums:

I could imagine that brilliant 60s episode already. Desegregation is tested on south park elementary, and the school is clearly forced by Matt and Trey to appear like a chaotic mess; during recess there are several racial confrontations, and There are some made-to-portray feminist-bitchy school teachers in the corner ironically commenting to one another in that intentionally obnoxious womanly tone-"isn't it wonderful to see everyone get along side by side" followed by timmy getting in a cripple fight with an African-American version of Timmy.

It turns out that Martin Luther King is actually an evil alien from outer space DISGUISED as a black civil rights activist who advocates desegregation in order to witness the human race tear itself apart through violent racial confrontations.

Throughout the episode, Kyle and Stan befriend a black kid whose in the middle of all this and we see him experiencing the ruckus first hand. The episode closes with the black kid telling everyone to shut up in a loud school board conference debate with the usual "LISTEN, I think xxxx is wrong for hating on my people, but enough already! I don't want this either- etc. etc." with choked up piano music playing. Everybody tears up and oh fuck.

I still generally like the show, but the political views Parker and Stone espouse through it are just idiotic.

New photos

From the Harry Potter protest in Union Square/goonmeet on the 23rd (thanks to Drew for all photos here):


Me holding a sign reading J.K. ROWLING DEFAMES DARK WIZARDS
Aaron, my clone, is next to me, revealing Deathly Hallows' most shocking plot twist:

I am hardline man having the two gonad

I found this on a blog I read. I hope I'm not sounding like LGF, but I can't help but be amused by the incoherent ramblings of crazed Islamic types.

xxxxmullah cimoc say each ameriki having two gonad so jealous of mujahid fighters in Baquoba.

usa army say of them mujahid: a 'hardline group of fighters who have no intention of leaving.'

These hardline man all having the two gonad.

Ameriki having the two gonad him understand. But so many ameriki now the feminzied like woman not having even one gonad.

USA media make all ameriki man accepting the woman to rule over him. The war reportr him the woman. the power person in tv show him the woman. this to make ameriki man the obedient.

Now ameirki society becoming so the sick. Is the punish for cruel and torture in iraq?

Google: mighty wurlitzer +cia learn how ameriki media so control now. all for serve masters in tel aviv.

also: ameriki woman now so slut with LBT (low back tattoo) and the so skinny and cannot having the child, just loving dog and cat.

Budd Dwyer's Tea Party

"What a beautiful day!" cried Budd Dwyer to his most special friend, Mr. Fluffykins the Bunny, as they strolled through the enchanted meadow of Blooming Valley, amidst flowers representing every color of the rainbow, and birds singing the most delightful melodies he had ever heard. He thought to himself, Had I known I would end up here, I would surely have done it earlier!

"Indeed it is! And look what our friends have done for us!" replied the rabbit, gesturing with his white, furry paw towards a checkerboard-draped table in the middle of the meadow. There, Chester Chipmunk, Simon Squirrel, and Polly Possum were seated around an enormous teapot and plates piled high with delicious cookies and sweets.

Budd gasped with delight. "Oh, how wonderful! I am truly blessed to have friends such as you!"

"Oh, it's nothing," said Polly with a chuckle. "It's the least we can do to repay you for coming here." Chester, Simon and Fluffykins all giggled happily. "The king is very pleased," she continued, a strange flicker forming and passing through her eyes. "Our beautiful realm will prosper even more thanks to your aid. Now, shall you start with the tea, or shall I?"

"Me first!" exclaimed Budd, as he lifted the teapot and began to pour a cup for himself. He grimaced, and hastily set the pot back on the table. "Ouch! This tea is far too hot, my friends! I'd better wait."

"Or as I once said... Stay away - this thing will hurt someone!"

Everyone laughed.

what's in a name

In 1992, the French theater director Ariane Mnouchkine dubbed the then-under-construction Disneyland Paris park a "cultural Chernobyl," as an attack on what she and other French intellectuals perceived as an assault by American culture on the French way of life.

This blog doesn't really have anything to do with that. I just like the phrase.